Those are NOT Yorkshire mixture at all, no way Jose', nadda, niet, nien, never!!!!!!!!! But is a faint imitation for ex pat/travelling Yorkshire folk who've been slack enough to not pack enough of the real McCoy. Proper Yorkshire Mixture is from a jar with a green label that has pictures of sportsmen in action, football, rugby, cricket.(I'm sure the cricketer is Boycott, but thats a contradiction, Boycott in action.) The selection of flavours are far superior to those impostors in that, dare I say it, plastic ! bag and the fish! Well, in PROPER Yorkshire Mixture think pike, in that stuff you've got a minnow. It's wrong, just wrong I tell you.
But you could catch a pike with a minnow and Joseph Dobson where is he from I wonder and as fa aunt Bessie well !! Any way pone calm down n go suck a zube
Aunt Bessie is a Yorkshire plot to stop you lot visiting. One taste o that cardboard and them sweets......... Well I rest my case
Joseph Dobson's are in Elland, an area also known as Cleckhuddersfax. Pretty much Yorkshire in my book.
Screeew in us ooova like ey yup ,if not careful we will see frew your wickkid waayz ,I ll av ta av a word wiv Morrison n a like get the orders stopped forf wif
Yorkshire is also famous for licorice from Pontefract and and rhubarb from round Wakefield. A bit too powerful for southern tastes maybe.