Dya theenk theeza reet tweat ?

i farnd um int supermarkeet tuther daaay?

 

Aniseed & peppermint ! Classic combo

 

I remember winter mixture soo I thought these being norther might be stronger but canee taste

 

Half of my family the funny lot on my mums side will like them

 

reet old mixture , no Yorkshire puddin flavour

 

No Pontefractcakes either, thankfully

 

Blasphemy!!

 

Those are NOT Yorkshire mixture at all, no way Jose', nadda, niet, nien, never!!!!!!!!! But is a faint imitation for ex pat/travelling Yorkshire folk who've been slack enough to not pack enough of the real McCoy. Proper Yorkshire Mixture is from a jar with a green label that has pictures of sportsmen in action, football, rugby, cricket.(I'm sure the cricketer is Boycott, but thats a contradiction, Boycott in action.) The selection of flavours are far superior to those impostors in that, dare I say it, plastic ! bag and the fish! Well, in PROPER Yorkshire Mixture think pike, in that stuff you've got a minnow. It's wrong, just wrong I tell you.

 

But you could catch a pike with a minnow and Joseph Dobson where is he from I wonder and as fa aunt Bessie well !! Any way pone calm down n go suck a zube

 

Aunt Bessie is a Yorkshire plot to stop you lot visiting. One taste o that cardboard and them sweets.........
Well I rest my case

 

Joseph Dobson's are in Elland, an area also known as Cleckhuddersfax. Pretty much Yorkshire in my book.

 

Made for the export markets darn sarf

 

Screeew in us ooova like ey yup ,if not careful we will see frew your wickkid waayz ,I ll av ta av a word wiv Morrison n a like get the orders stopped forf wif

 

@crossy2112, Aunt Bessie would ya?

 

Cor!!!!!

 

@Barry Haynes Nora Batty would ya?

 

What with his wig and her wrinkled stockings, the love child would be reet bonnie.

 

Yorkshire is also famous for licorice from Pontefract and and rhubarb from round Wakefield. A bit too powerful for southern tastes maybe.

 

I could take it, I’m half Yorkshire ( funny lot)on my mums side