Happy birthday mate. I hope you asked for money to pay the fine and didn’t get lumbered with Splitty tat.
I think the old girl in the Barnsley birthday hat has got her eye on our snotts, I hope he’s changed his blow lamps
What a special day it is, it’s also a good friend of ours in Cornwall’s birthday. Coincidentally, she crotchets her her own underwear too. Happy birthday @snotty