@Ermintrude is now doing a range of covers for your treasured camper or classic (even modern) cars. So if you have any old lace curtains or chenille bedspreads send them to her at : Crazy Catlady Creations Saltaire. I'm off into hiding before she sees this.
Just seen @Ermintrude, she was loading a baseball bat and various knuckle dusters into a suitcase. Said something about she had a flight to Australia to catch........