So I'm enjoying having pilwocket as company with me in the van... (specially when nobody else wants to play out in the rain). He's one hilarious little dude... He told me a joke to break the ice on our first trip out, it waas a bit rude but made me laugh... When is a gnome not a gnome? *When he has his head up a fairy's skirt, he's a goblin* Anyway after that we were best of pals... We decided that we would head out to Hollingworth Lake, so we could see the pretty views and get a Mr Thomas's chippy... All pilwocket's idea of course. He offered to drive but he couldn't see when his feet touched the pedals, so I politely suggested I would drive instead... When we got there half of the already minuscule car park was shut off for an outdoor climbing wall and fire engines...so the only option was a side street after driving round for ten minutes looking for a spot... I told pilwocket to keep look out and beep the horn should the nasty traffic wardens show... But he got distracted by a lady gnome in a near by garden...
So anyway... Pilwocket let THAT happen... Which wasn't a great start to our adventure... Anyway pilwocket ordered chips and batter bits... He demolished them... Well tried to anyway... that's as much as he could manage... Then we decided since the lake had not been so kind to us, we headed back to whitworth down to Healey Dell where it was free parking Even though it was raining pilwocket being the adventurer he is decided we should go for a wander deep into the forest... He found a cave to explore... Instead of going under the branch he just had to go over... *rolls eyes* Did some rock climbing... Went paddling his stinky gnome feet in the river... He wasn't brave enough to venture into the waterfalls...but tiny-pie had swam here in the past... Found a throne made just for pilwocket to sit and admire the kingdom of Healey Dell He learnt about the old railway... And finally we found our way back to Molly... We have had a very nice walk but got soaking... so its time for a bath and snuggle in front of the fire... Pilwocket and Tiny-Pie
He better had pay half...and he ate all my chips... Ahh Paul's already out... Pilwocket's much more fun to be around!
Oh My God .... they actually do bits of batter with the chips? In my local chippy I just feel privileged if I get the odd one or two bits of batter that have got mixed in with the chips from them frying the fish.... I am jealous.
Yep these are batter bits... Yummy...chips and batter bits whilst sat in the camper by the lake was great... Just what I needed after my parking ticket... This does technically mean my chips cost me nearly £40!!!! Hahaha...
Look at this guy! Separated at birth I think, or at least came from a similar mould Spotted him at a party yesterday.
Ahhh Mark... It was you who had him... You didn't sign his form so had no idea who hid him in my engine bay... Haha Silver that has def got to be pilwocket's gnomie... And art b I had to let him off because I did nearly lose him down the river because who knew gnomes floated?!