Where and who ?? Mystery "Invitation"

Found on the coffee table just now? Piece of white paper folded in two with words" INVITATION" on it

To Mr Barney Rubble ,

Betty requests the pleasure of your company tonight for an early birthday treat .
Please be ready to leave the house by 6.45 pm ( after we have eaten , (doh so i still have to cook her dinner)
for some fun and laughter. xx

SO WHAT DO YOU RECKON ?? answers on a post card before she get home ?
Should i except or ..................??

 

i'd accept, she's got you tickets to a truckers layby show featuring malc and my sister geddin dawn n durtay.

 

Fetch your coat son, you've pulled!


She's not mentioned wellies - so at least it's not dogging.

 

im not sure i should put a like to this but your thoughts made me smile

 

mmm spooky , a pair of mens riding boots bawt at charity shop for halloween count dracular fancy dress , it was mentioned i could use as wellies only yesterday at lunch /dinner

 

Perhaps it gonna be a night of motel secs you will need some fullmarks for the creepy crawlies you gonna catch off the bed wardrobe floor sink bath toilet and shower


Hope you gave full life cover

 

Be afraid, be very afraid

 

shes gonna make yo do the tappets on the van...?

 

It's a trick, don't go. Someone is out to get you. Can't think who

 

Your Biffday or her Burfday ? Could make a difference to your expectation level (and wallet !).

 

neither to first question and yes too second no doubt

 

Premium bonds spend up. Yeh

 

pmsl they are long gone ive had a moosive bill ta pay a mill woulda helped if ever i win owt sumink bigger always gobbles it up , dread ta think what ud happen if i did win the mill lol

 

so spose i beta cook dinner for her as usual , youda thought she couda stretched ta fish n chips in the paper first wouldnt ya , oh yes what do you think i should wear chaps

 

Comedy club?

 

Nah that'd be a busmans holiday

 

Only if you're going Line Dancing
Funny how a bit of punctuation can change the whole inference....
Have a lovely time whatever you get up to....

 

Here it is @Row

 

found it ...........so double arrrrrrrrrrr

The treat was that you have a Betty who loves you very very much

 

n you think ive lost me marballz