Fart Lover's

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by SweeneyTodd, Nov 17, 2018.

  1. I find homemade pickled onions the best for producing noxious wind, what gets your bum boiling?
     
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  2. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    The darts.
     
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  3. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

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  4. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

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  5. irish home made soup ,
     
  6. nicktuft

    nicktuft Supporter

  7. Breathing is enough to give me the farts.
     
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  8. Betty the Bay

    Betty the Bay Supporter

    Me too !
    Although beans for lunch and Mexican this evening will have the bedsheets flapping tonight!
     
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  9. i just done amassive one first think i thought i don t remember eating that
     
  10. Weren't they a German punk band in the 80s?
     
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  11. Dazza

    Dazza Eyebrow not high brow

    Any take away food with lots of red wine - very noxious
     
  12. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Actually they were a German Prog band from the early 70's.
     
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  13. Dazza

    Dazza Eyebrow not high brow

    Eagerly awaiting. An answer from a lady - who contrary to their denial do actually manage to almost wake the dead with their thwarps
     
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  14. ladies do love me
     
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  15. My wife calls it a bottom burp


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  16. lol
     
  17. Dazza

    Dazza Eyebrow not high brow

    They all call it something other than what it really is ..a stinking throat clutching assault on our nasal passages
     
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  18. Careful now ,
     
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  19. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I have to be careful, I can’t go crashing one down in my cab I might upset my customers, has anyone ever lit a fart ?once at school I got up on the science lab table ripped one off lit it and I took about 10 layers of varnish off:eek:
     
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  20. Dazza

    Dazza Eyebrow not high brow

    You varnish your bum ?
     

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