Have I missed something?

logged into Apple Music and as always was presented with the top six trending songs. As normal the first five were acts I’ve never heard of from today’s popular music ensembles, however number six of the top played songs today was come on Eileen by dexies midnight runners? How is this possible? Have they started up the large hadron collider again?

 

Cox dit up dunt they

 

I knew a girl called Eileen once

 

Eileen Dover ?

 

Eileen Sideways?

 

No, waiting for parts. Heat exchanger bunged up again. Cowboys.

 

i knew her mate Sonia Foot

 

Eileen ... She had a wooden leg didn't she?

 

... or was that Peggy?

 

That's Ben you're thinking of.

 

Phil's mate

 

Ivor’s cousin

 

Is she the one with one leg shorter than the other?

Or was that her Chinese cousin, Irene?

 

Any relation to Isaiah with the boz eye?

 

I has a dog called Isaiah, ‘cos...

 

she was full of surprises

 

I had no idea the LHC was built by Vailant. I bet it turns out to be a blocked water pressure switch, as always.

 

You've all forgotten about tragic Paul .... In the habit of throwing himself over coffins .........