It must be Christmas

There are 12 days of Christmas and none of them are in November

 

Whilst in Florida I realised just how big Haloween is for them but I was flabbergasted when on 1st November whilst perusing a Walmart store I was confronted by staff dressed up as Father Christmas and Elves in the toy area with Christmas songs playing.

It ain't Christmas in my house till 13th December and the tree is down by 1st January. BAH HUMBUG.

 

My Brussels sprouts have already been simmering for a week.

 

Spending Christmas with my Scottish relatives in Glasgow, so getting favourite Christmas foods now, as it will be Haggis and chips for Christmas dinner with battered mars bar for pudding !

 

Should be ready Boxing Day

 

OH go on then . i'll play ball for a bit

 

Have you been peeking at my Christmas list?

 

They make us play that bloody "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"! every year and it right gets on my thrupennies!

 

A pair each I hope. They look rather comfy but I'm not sharing, capeesh?

 

They've already started the Xmas dressing-up in @crossy2112 's household...

 

Crikey, a week?
They won't be ready for Christmas. You should have had them on in July!

 

DON'T FALL FOR IT!
He knows they chafe then turns up at your door with some cream to put on your sore bits!

 

I don’t have any black pants plus it’s much much bigger

 

^this. Baz is always trying the old Savlon trick

 

Does that mean you fall for it on purpose Snotts

 

very nice ,but i think you need a bigger pair ,thy look a tad tight

 

Well done you...

Who needs two months of Xmas...

 

SHUT IT FATTY...!

 

That's it. The holidays are coming.