Joke

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Barry Haynes, Apr 8, 2016.

  1. I've had to call the police ,a bloody great hole in the road this morning just appeared out of nowhere ,The police have said they will look into it
     
  2. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

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  3. Suss

    Suss Supporter

    Whoops, I've been edited.....................sorry!!!!!
     
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  4. you started it
     
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  5. You have to admire the pope , all those tours and not a single album
     
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  6. I went in to Waterstones this morning and asked where the self help section was
     
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  7. Money can't buy you friends ,but you get a better class of enemies


    spike milligan
     
  8. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

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  9. My Kleptomania is really bad today ,I took something for it
     
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  10. LOL
     
  11. I wanted a new hobby ,the wife said why don't you take up rambling ,she don't half go on
     
  12. I have taken up playing country and western music backwards ,it's much more cheery

    The dog came back ,all my crops have grown ,I found my long lost love ,I've given up drink ,The guy next door plays the blues very quietly ,I have money in my pocket ,the car starts every time and it has stopped raining
     
  13. Jesus ,he's not all that. He only has 12 followers on twitter
     
  14. There at two types of people I hate

    Racists and Norwegians
     
  15. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

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  16. Someone has been sorting through last years Christmas cracker jokes :lol:
     
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  17. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    And started regurgitating them, really crap ones first!!! :)
     
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  18. I got invited to the Premature Ejaculation Society dinner and dance. I asked if there was a dress code they said no, just come in your pants !
     
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  19. Mods!

    Mods!
     
  20. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I am thinking of banning them both, not merely for the earthy content, but for posting absolutely crappy jokes!
     
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