Lucky escape!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Merlin Cat, Apr 19, 2018.

  1. Great now I need to carry .a tree with me
     
  2. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Bloody predictive text, I meant “wasn’t there any helpers around”

    if you don’t believe that it was @crossy2112 @snotty and Don who put me up to it
     
  3. They do come in handy at times ...
     
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  4. you're not helping .. yourself..
     
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  5. My neighbour gave me this after seeing my ladder antics. Even though I taught ladder safety, working at heights etc :D
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  6. He needs to be careful he could hit his thumb with that hammer :eek: hope you sorted your ladders out , he shouldn’t have been looking :D
     
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  7. This may also interest you @Merlin Cat
    These are the original instructions from my granddads Uniladda I inherited.

    It’s a wooden triple extender with platform.
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    ‘The weight of the unit is just over 34lbs, so the housewife can quite easily carry it’.
    Presumably so she can get it in the right position to shove up the sexist gits backside! :D
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  8. i was trimming her wisteria (not a euphemism) as she was getting charged £30 a time and they were just hacking at it. but i may have overreached, had one foot on the windowsill and not had it footed. maybe. :D
     
  9. Good God Girl you should always duck tape yourself to ladders abd wheelie bins.
     
  10. Surely he would have done that for you :D do you still do it !!
     
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  11. Baysearcher

    Baysearcher [secret moderator]

    Probably so she could get it close enough to the sink / oven / mangle....
     
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  12. mangle!? :D or maybe to reach the valium from the top shelf?
     
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  13. Ozziedog

    Ozziedog Supporter

    Glad it’s not tooooooooo stiffy achey breakey today. Plenty of stretches and toe touches should help keep it manageable. It’ll be when you’re stood still today balancing on a ne foot and soldering something delicate that it’ll start playing you up, so keep moving and don’t stop still.

    Ozziedog,,,,,,,,always better with a happy ending innit.
     
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  14. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Lying b'stard !!
     
  15. mikedjames

    mikedjames Supporter

    My grandfather once sign wrote a painted advertisement 60 ft up the side of a building with one ladder going up to the building to the left then the second one tied to the top of the first one going back to a point 60ft above the base of the first ladder.

    Take care with sudden moves . Although you think you made it out O.K. after a fall you mught find a sneeze later on triggers agony ..
     
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  16. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    The safest way to use a wheelie bin is to turn it upside down with the lid open and stand on the base. That way, it can't run away from you and the base is sturdy enough to stand on.
     
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  17. I find standing inside a wheelie bin quite dangerous especially when your trying to fit another bin full in it :D
     
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  18. Heal well Merlin
     
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