Tell us your dreams...let the late bay massive analyse them

I have some seriously bizarre dreams ...really weird at times.. Last nights:

I'd moved into a new house in a quaint old village ...my step mum came to visit and brought a child along that we'd never seen before who proceeded to spew up like the excorcist kid all over the lawn...a dozen cats appeared and ate all the chunks...
We went for a walk around the village , I'd done my homework on the village and it had three good old village pubs so was keen yo check them out...only to find out they'd all been turned into antique shops( I hate antique shops even more now) the butchers that was supposed to be now was a steam punk gift shop!

Then when we got back home and was admiring the unspoilt view of the sprawling vastness of country side ahead...a bloody great big train rumbled past on the newly built HS2 line...

I had no beer or drugs..only pizza for my tea...

 

I bought a bay that had no rust, went really well up hills and had a beautifully silent sliding door action...

 

At least it was the lawn and not in the house the child spewed up on .

 

That's a cracking dream. Clearly you hanker after a more peaceful life but the modern world gets in the way. You are feeling hemmed in and encroached upon by modern life and unable to quite achieve your ideal.

 

That actually could be quite true...I like that

 

Real dream...no one would ever dream anything so preposterous as that surely

 

She might have done...I might have forgotten that bit...but who was the little girl?

 

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&s...wIMzAB&usg=AFQjCNE_6I9iR0yjoc9oHwC3KdpYtq68GQ

 

I spent last night in camouflage gear sleeping under a bivvy the helicopter that was searching for me turned out to be Mrs JD snoring.

 

You are desperate to get a peaceful night's sleep away from your snoring wife, but she always gets you. You love her really.

 

I think I'll go " No Comment ".
I don't need any of you lot trying to work out what my subconscious is doing.

 

There in lies your problem, you'll sleep like a baby next weekend

 

Ah, well like so many dreams the true meaning is the opposite of what it first appears.

This means you have a hankering to spend much of you time talking to middle aged men on the internet about why you van is so slow and the sliding door doesn't shut without waking up the dead in a 1000 mile radius.....

The only real cure is the all cleansing power of fire and an insurance claim.

 

I dreamt that a fastback owned by Brian burrows was being worked on in my workshop, and we found 1 million quid in one of the sills... Whilst debating whether to tell him or not, Tej Lavarni off of dragons den turned up and started levitating.. I *******ed him right off by levitating a bit higher, which somehow meant I could keep the money...

 

I dreamt I was trying to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, the pillow had gone

 

I never seem to remember my dreams
I do sometimes wake up and wonder why the duvet looks like a teepee


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That's spooky,I said to my mate, "I dreamt that I ate a giant marshmallow!"
He said, "Let me guess, you woke up and your pillow was gone?"
I said, "No, I woke up and one of my giant marshmallows was gone."

 

I didn't know you were a pillow biter.

 

Is that washing up done yet?