Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day

Yar harrr! Ahoy there ye lily livered blaggards! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day, and that means it’s time for pillaging and imbibing of rum! Pirates have been all the rage in recent years, and out of that rage came an insane and completely piratical idea. There should be a day dedicated to keeping the piratical language alive, and more importantly the piratical tradition.

 

Ahoy there - Here is my favourite pirate - oh and by the way the characters did not have smutty names - Tom the cabin boy and Master Mates are not quite the same - avast behind

 

What do you call a pirate dinosaur?














A stegaaaarsaurus.
I thank ye, ye scurvy daaargs. I be here till the next hide tide.

 

A couple of my favourite pirate songs.

 

Where do pirates buy their presents?















Arrrrgos......

 

Do I win a fiver?

 

How much did it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced ?
A buccaneer

 

U arrrrrr Jim lad

 

Surely you mean ey Oop Jim me lad,

 

He doesn't like being called a Shirley any more than you do

 

Trust me he's a right Shirley

 

"Oh dear .... Oh DEAR oh dear!"

 

For a moment there I thought this was a Korean instructive thread about how to emulate the Roman who put our Jezzer on the cross
(Not sure if I've managed to insult three parties, or just the two)

 

Innit Jim me old cockle

 

He's only upset cos I caught him cuddling his pink teddy

 

Liked this tweet from Bristol Cathedral

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What be a pirates favourite letter?





R?




No me first love be da C.