tongue twister

read and say as fast as ye can

if a fellow meet a fellow in a field of beans
said a fella to a fella could a fella tell a fella what a fella means

 

I must be built funny ...
Got a difficult one?
My favourite is (despite being useless at it)
"Red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather" .... until you have to stop for laughing

 

Surprised the pheasant plucker hasn't popped up so here it is
I am not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasants pluckers son
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the
Pheasant plucker comes

 

Our version was -
Red lorry yellow lorry

 

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

 

She went up the cut in a rough cut punt, not a punt cut rough, but a rough cut punt.

 

I taught that to my 13yr old boy much to his amusement...….Mrs D was not impressed