Warning this could happen to you!!

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  1. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Warning
    I ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place in East Grinstead last night (I won't name them) I picked it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
    I thought what the ***** is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out
    I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
    I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
    And there it was ...








    ... A Peeking Duck!!!
     
    Barry Haynes, Sep 17, 2019
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  2. Ermintrude

    Ermintrude

    that actually made me laugh! :D
     
    Ermintrude, Sep 17, 2019
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  3. nicktuft

    nicktuft Supporter

    Phew!!!
     
    nicktuft, Sep 17, 2019
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  4. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I'm here all week if anyone wants me to sign my dvd I'll be backstage after the show, :thumbsup:
     
    Barry Haynes, Sep 17, 2019
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  5. bluerustybucket

    bluerustybucket Supporter

    I think we have probably run out of coats Barry !!!
     
    bluerustybucket, Sep 17, 2019
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  6. iblaze

    iblaze Supporter



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    iblaze, Sep 17, 2019
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  7. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Has Holly been telling you jokes again Bazza :rolleyes:
     
    crossy2112, Sep 17, 2019
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  8. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    No her latest favourite joke is

    What do you call a bear with no teeth
    A gummy bear

    Holly get your coat
     
    Barry Haynes, Sep 17, 2019
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  9. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    She'll like this one then ...
    What did Santa say to Mrs Santa when it started to chuck it down?




    "Looks like reindeer"
     
    Dub and Dubber, Sep 17, 2019
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  10. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    There's loads of books getting signed after talks here at the Gloucester History Festival (I'm being a gofer) ....
    Alice Roberts
    Max Hastings
    Lucy Worsley
    Simon Winchester
    Paul McGann
    David Olugosa
    Natalie Haynes
    Tracy Norman
    Dominic Dandbrook
    Susie Dent
    Something for everyone!
     
    Dub and Dubber, Sep 17, 2019
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  11. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    There must have been some cheap Christmas crackers in that bag :rolleyes:
     
    crossy2112, Sep 17, 2019
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  12. art b

    art b


    Can you get a pic of Lucy and Alice in a passionate clinch.....:thinking:
     
    art b, Sep 17, 2019
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  13. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    Sorry, that was Saturday.
    I wasn't on the rota ... My Wife made sure of that! :rolleyes:
     
    Dub and Dubber, Sep 17, 2019
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  14. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I'll tell you what she thinks when I pick her up from school
     
    Barry Haynes, Sep 17, 2019
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  15. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    :rolleyes: Electricians!
     
    Merlin Cat, Sep 17, 2019
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  16. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Natalie Haynes my daughters name:thumbsup:
     
    Barry Haynes, Sep 17, 2019
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  17. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    She does a "stand up" around the subjects in her novels ... Maybe you should get your daughters to swap names
     
    Dub and Dubber, Sep 17, 2019
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  18. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    She did a superb series on R4, “Nathalie Haynes Stands Up For The Classics”, educational, but funny too. Some of them might still be available on BBC Sounds :thumbsup:
     
    Jack Tatty, Sep 17, 2019
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  19. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Please, don’t encourage him :rolleyes:
     
    Jack Tatty, Sep 17, 2019
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  20. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I have 4 daughters one is called Natalie
     
    Barry Haynes, Sep 17, 2019
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