When is a hoover not a hoover

Has she ever used the phrase "I can't leave you alone for five minutes"? Be honest.

 

Samsung Blue.
Isn't that not something Neil Diamond sang?

 

Almost constantly when she's at home, in fact she's even talking about taking all electronic devices away from me unless she's there to supervise my usage of them.

 

My Mums fave after Queen

 

I got six stanley knives ,I bet non of them have stanley on them...

 

Another day hoovering dirt.

 

show us your Stanley's

 

Is that your best chat-up line ?

 

I'm not very good at this sort of thing,am I ?

 

Maybe we could start referring to it as a J Edgar, but people might confuse that with a J Arthur, and end up in A&E with bits missing

 

Thread of the year so far!

 

I tell you, that rotating brush attachment really makes your eyes water

 

A friend of mine named his dogs Hoover and Dyson.

 

Here's a picture of me waiting for my special treat to arrive for being a good boy and not embarrassing Ms.T too much.

 

I like the T shirt @Terrordales

 

Some friends bought it for me, seems apt given my politics and opinion of 45.

 

I thought The Hoover
Was to hang your coat on
When you come back from The Pub

 

1)
Can we put "act yer age not yer shoe size" in the phrases thread pleeeeez?
2)
You may borrow my "riposte" to being asked by mso "is that the behaviour of a 57 year old?" ........... "It is now!"

 

By the way, my Step Daughter works at Dyson.
They ACTUALLY CARE if you say "hoover" ... pretty sad for a company that makes stuff based on recycled ideas

 

Does she live in Malaysia?