We’ve had the same dyson for 25 years it’s had 2 new motors and 3 pipes, 6 new wheels and a new case and it’s never let us down
I havnt read all this But Wasn't it Tim vine who won the best joke of the year a couple of years back at the Scottish fringe festival "I am selling my vacume " " it just sits in a corner and gathers dust "
I used to work in an old folks home, and we had an old red Henry as the general purpose hoover.... he was quite battered, and eventually his smile fell off. All the old ladies got really upset because Henry had lost his smile, so I wrote to Numatic and told them that Henry and the old ladies needed cheering up again - and they sent me big parcel of spare faces, eyes, smiles, the lot! I've always had a bit of a soft spot for them since then
Hahaha! There is a joke I remember Something about what a newly wedded wife and a dyson have in common After 6 months they Start whining and stop Su ........ Smiling !!
Well, after a refurb and a Damn Good Rodding, he's been behaving himself all afternoon. Looks rather pleased with himself...
Aw doesn't he look happy there in the sunshine. See... all it took was a bit of time and effort... and to think, you were going to bin him off for something from Screwfix!!
