...brings all the boys to the yard. I suppose I should be flattered, but sometimes it’s really inconvenient. Yourselves?
Put your prices up. Simple economics really. Your milkshake is too cheap and therefore too attractive. You need to do what your mother told you years ago and be a bit more selective about who gets your tasty milk based products.
You think you’ve got it bad? All the single ladies round here keep on telling me if I like it then I shoulda put a ring on it! Like what? And put a ring on what, that’s what I’d like to know!?!? Wimmin!!!!!
An o-ring, perhaps, or some alternative type of sealing mechanism? You'd think they'd be more specific.
If you’re concerned about the type of person your milkshake is attracting, have you considered going slightly more upmarket with other milk based offerings, or perhaps even offering non dairy alternatives? decaffeinated skinny latte, half caf extra hot soya milk cappuccino, double macchiato with cherry yum yums and chocolate sprinkles, or maybe just a nice pot of tea?
Snotty, Snotty, Snotty! You’re sitting in a potential gold mine here. Hipsters are ripe for fleecing. Just advertise your dairy beverages as “Craft milkshake” flavoured with century old Tibetan monks’ urine. Serve it in a tramps boot. You can charge what you like. The terminally hip will pay handsomely. You’ll be retiring to a yacht in the Bahamas before the year is out, you see if you don’t.
I agree entirely, I think if you ignore the chai latte and double expresso americano with oat milk and no foam brigade, you may as well just get a big padlock for the yard and drink the milkshake on your own.
If it's not 'earth friendly' and carbon neutral they won't be riding their dodgy bikes with no brakes to Snotty's anytime soon.