I know I'm going to regret this ...

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  1. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    ... but thought TLB would be a good focus group to get suggestions for our latest "invention":
    "A Christmas whiffed"
    which is a scratch-and-sniff Advent Calendar.
    SO ... 24 Christmas themed stinks required.
    Here's what we have so far: (mostly food related not surprisingly)

    1. Roast Turkey
    2. Cinnamon
    3. Sage & onion stuffing
    4. Christmas Pud
    5. Sprouts
    6. Mulled wine
    7. Citrus
    8. Mince pies
    9. Pine
    10. Christmas cracker burning bang-noise thingy
    11. Parsnips
    12. Stilton
    Lucky 13 ... Boxing Day parp
    14. Chocolate
    15. Cloves
    16. Figs
    17. The whiff of disappointment at being given yet another pair of Christmas themed socks
    18 ............?
     
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  2. Vomit?
     
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  3. Advocaat
     
  4. Sprouty farts? Part of everyone’s Christmas.
     
  5. Your Nan’s denture fixative?
     
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  6. The eye-watering smell of Lynx?
     
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  7. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    That's number 13 :thumbsup:
     
  8. The smell of an industrial kitchen producing 450+ luke warm 'Christmas dinners' for a works do on the 4th December?
     
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  9. Little Nellie

    Little Nellie Supporter

    Dog hit, revealed in the thawing snowman
     
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  10. Lazy Andy

    Lazy Andy Supporter

    That quite obnoxious plastic smell of cheap wrapping paper?
     
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  11. docjohn

    docjohn Supporter

    There's got to be some all pervasive Christmas scented candle in there, something that you wouldn't dream of tolerating at any other time of the year. Usually a gift from some distant relative who, bless them, hasn't a clue about your life.
     
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  12. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    Africa?
     
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  13. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    Curry flavours.:thumbsup:
     
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  14. Silver

    Silver Needs points/will pay!

    Smell of Snowball or Babysham.
     
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  15. The Gwyneth Paltrow candle you put on the mantelpiece :eek:?
     
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  16. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    Coal
     
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  17. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    :confused:
     
  18. Pine needles

    Sellotape

    Glitter

    Picture of a robin

    Some of that White spray , people put on their windows
     
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  19. Fags
     
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  20. 10/40 oil!
     
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