@volkswombat lost his new job as King of Saudi Arabia, after courtiers discovered that his ceremonial headdress was in fact a £1.99 tea towel from Lidls.
@snotty was the famously unnamed third man of the Burke and Wills expedition. He lost his manhood to termites
@volkswombat has a Masters Degree in Feminine Hygiene from the University of the North Circular Road.
@snotty is the heir to the Howard Hughes fortune. Unfortunately he cannot find his birth certificate to verify he is indeed he!
Snotty likes to play chess with himself whilst a giraffe licks marmalade off his obscenely hairy back.
@konaboy6284 once built a life size model of Indiana Jones out of discarded lollipop sticks and sold it to the London science museum for £100000.
Poptop planned to do John o'Groats to Lands end on a unicycle with no saddle, unfortunately he failed at the 1st hurdle as he went north and fell in the sea. He did raise £250 for charity though because that's one smucking funny video.
@Majorhangover spent this weekend panning for gold in the Yukon. He was very successful and is planning a big spend when he can find his way home. His Sat nav battery is flat.
@poptop2 is so accident prone, he once managed to set fire to his own ar*e while writing Christmas cards.
@snotty owns a greetings card shop in Damascus. One of his best selling lines is the do it yourself al qeada suicide kit. It is a carefully put together bit of card that when opened for the first time should allow you 30 seconds to write a goodbye message. I am guessing It is work in progress.
Snotty was seen at 02.30 this morning crossing the M25 at Heathrow he was riding a 3 legged donkey that he purchased in the pub for a fiver .The donkeys name is Helena and will only eat cabbage