heres a festive one now that christmas is only a few days away . one pot and i glass needed HOW TO COOK A TURKEY: First, buy the turkey and a bottle of whiskey. Pour yourself a glass of whiskey and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have 3 more whiskeys of drink and turn the oven on. Take 4 whisks of drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of whiskey. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey
And the winner is @Mrs Busmonkey !!!! We'll done A spatula is on it's way as soon as you pm me your address
She's not being ungrateful by her silence, just visiting family in Barnsley this weekend, leaving me to self-cater. What's that all about
Oh no worries at all there...I'll have another pop at it this month As for cooking, I can recommend the lamb shanks
haha, I just opened a bag of 'boil in the bag' uncle bens and lobbed it straight into the chilli thats on the log burner. A bag of choclate peanuts for afters... It's all haute cuisine in this mans life this evening..
Well keep an eye on next month's challenge, and this dog may teach you a trick or two :-D Peanuts for sound good
Ooh wonderful, thank you! I understand @theBusmonkey has PM'd our address to you. I can confirm it's ok to despatch, he's not surreptitiously trying to nab my prize spatula
Well........my first ever cookery competition win Sorry for my delayed response, been "up North" where internet is a luxury! I would just like to thank my fans, my management team, my stylist, my agent, @theBusmonkey for being my guinea pig all these years, my lovely Chip for his wonderfully efficient stove and excellent preparation facilities, and of course I mustn't forget the home-brewed wine....but most of all, thanks to everyone who voted for me and my creamy pesto chicken (or quorn) pasta. I REALLY couldn't have done it without you!!!!! I've already put in request to @theBusmonkey for a hook to be put up in the galley of the boat for my spatula, it's certainly not going in the utensil pot!
