Oh.. those Russians

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dicky, Jan 21, 2022.

  1. Sell us gas for top dollar... and we structure our energy market to be dependant on it Now they aren't playing nicely we think we can actually bring pressure to bare when they clearly don't give a toss and know they have us by the wotsits. Cut off the gas.. job done! That will keep everyone in western Europe quiet and wanting the Ukraine to capitulate as soon as possible so we can get back to normal

    They must be quaking in their boots as their 100,000 strong force masses on the border. The Yanks went home ages ago and we've more or less disbanded our army. The Germans don't want to know and the French have probably already surrendered! the Italian foreign minister says "meh" and that US old codger chap let it slip hes not that bothered if they just invade a little bit..... The Swedes have moved their flatpack army to counter a potential threat to their meatballs and the Polish are likely cursing those blasted Russians and sharpening their Latte spoons. meanwhile the Ukrainians say they will give the Ruskies a jolly good beating.

    How the hell do we get to a situation whereby were almost powerless because were dependant on our enemy, a rogue criminal state for energy. What were our leaders all up to ... the rush to shut our coal fired powerstations and rely on gas. The lack of investment in our energy industry (free market innit... hows that going).

    And all were fed is a load of arse about our criminal prime minister who we cant seem to get rid of cos he got brexit done based on complete lies and of course BBC gate...

    What an absolute shambles. we have two options. Appeasement or a potential end to our way of life (sorry 3... we could always nuke em...isnt that what they are for... clearly a fantastic deterrant!)

    Warning - this post was based on hearsay and conjecture and overhearing some news on the BBC (probably wrong as it had nothing to do with ballroom mincing). Im of to sign up for some Russian lessons!
     
  2. Just a thought... whilst the media was claiming Jezzer was some sort of sleeper for the KGB and the Russians were actually funding the tory party and Boris then what were we all doing.

    Anyway we've sent in Liz Truss this morning so likely its sorted! Good job Boris is in power... that Jezzer would have been running up the Soviet flag by now and then realising the Ruskies aren't commies anymore. Just criminals! Bit like our Government but a bit more blatant!
     
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  3. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Thing is, if we let those Russians get away with this they’ll think they can go on pushing other nations around. This calls for a a bit of shock and awe on our part. A sternly worded letter should do the trick, Putin won’t know what’s hit him :thumbsup:
     
  4. We should block all Russian porn sites immediately I say. Or at least consider it! Hopefully Svetlana from Novosygorsk will stop spamming me on facebook then!
     
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  5. Cracked it..found some bear wrestling evening classes at my local college!
     
  6. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Is this the same Svetlana @snotty has been exchanging messages with? He showed me the pictures. Seems a nice enough lass, pity about the 5 o’clock shadow and prominent Adam’s apple
     
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  7. Shes no looker! all those years on the docks have taken their toll!
     
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  8. We could get Doug @Baysearcher to have a word next time he's out there fixing cigarette machine, he's bigger than Putin.
     
  9. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    I wouldn't worry about the lessons Chris ...All you need to know is how you stop mortar freezing at temperatures below _40
     
  10. Svetlana's a lovely girl. Carries a gun in her bra, which I find quite sexy :thumbsup:
     
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  11. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    Go ahead. They are all, apparently, in my local area already :thumbsup:
     
  12. This reminded me of something someone said to me years ago he said it would be a good idea for you young people to learn the Chinese language ,
    To which I replied why?
    He said you will see when they have slowly taken control of everything,
    Makes you think they are getting pretty cosy with the Ruskies aren’t they,
    And here we are now alone waving a Union Jack in sabre rattling styley Wuurrr :thinking:
     
  13. scrooge95

    scrooge95 Moderator and piggy bank keeper

    I thought this was going to be a thread about Boney M ‘Ra Ra Rasputin’, dammit.
     
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  14. Putin has confirmed that he was Russia’s greatest love machine :thumbsup:
     
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  15. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Yes, Putin certainly is a cat that really was gone.
     
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  16. She's only 5 miles away too:thumbsup:
     
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  17. Oh, no. Just heard Putin’s holding @Barry Haynes in the Urals. Eew.
     
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  18. My son does ... that mandarin stuff at school.

    I'm not sure when we did away with the notion of our own energy strategy, apart from some wind turbines, because it now seems that we don't have one. And as everyone keeps telling me those wind turbines dont produce as much as forecast.
     
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  19. We don't have a joined-up energy policy, apart from the one defined by the guitar-strumming community.

    And we buy hardly any gas from the Russians, unlike the Germans, who have really cocked up.
     
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  20. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    Unless they start another Operation Barbarossa ...but ffs do it in spring this time
     
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