Super powers - which one would you choose?

Had a blood test come back 'abnormal' the other week and for a few short happy days before finding out why, (infected eye) i thought maybe it was because i was really a super hero and my super powers were a little latent

While pondering this, i decided that if i could choose i'd like laser eyes like superman - to cut through steel but with adjustable settings so i could weld new steel back on and with the added bonus of being able to smite my enemies with it - bargain!


what super power would you choose?

 

Invisibility. I’d be a proper pain in the arse if I had that.

 

Haha! i did think about that one but just not sure how useful it's be, great for annoying people but i couldn't think of a practical application

 

Like the laser eyes as so versatile but will have to be strictly regulated.
Reckon China will probably win.

 

Time machine driver

 

back to the future?

 

You had me at ‘great for annoying people ‘

 

Back to the beginning

 

to apologise?

or did you mean to the beginning of time?

 

Have I farted or did I wasn’t me well I can’t smell can you

 

Will they still be able to do tea adverts

 

Red bush , would you ?

 

Don't mention the war...

 

Walter as EE been ?

 

too late -haven,t you seen my post next week

 

Drove into it after dog peed up it

 

I was in Cockington yesterday

 

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