... getting back on subject: Took many years before realising that the little triangle by the dash fuel light is a reminder of which side the fuel filler is ... and that it's easier to peel a banana at the non-stalk end ... and that there was an IKEA in East Grinstead
There are a couple still in use I think? There was a campaign to save one a while back, get it listed probably.
I didn’t realise it was illegal to swim in the Thames unless you were a member of The Serpentine Club.