What're your favourite quotes and sayings?

"You don't get many of those to the pound" At the greengrocers.

 

If t dog hadn't stopped for a shi**, it would er cought t rabbit .

There's no such thing as "tried" , you either did or yer didn't

 

"Going open-loop"

A bit techy, but always makes me chortle. "It's John! He's gone open-loop!"

 

The village must be missing an Idiot.

 

I only have one regret in life........I wish i’d been born somebody else.

Woody Allen

 

It'll never get well if you pick it!

 

If your going to have one

Have a big one

 

Camp as row of tents

 

Infamy infamy they've got it infamy

 

'It's your round'!

 

The older I get the better I was.

 

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

 

P*ss or get off the pot!

 

The bloke that never did nothing never did anything wrong

 

base over apex..

 

"Where ever you are , wherever you be - always let your wind go free" - my Nan when I was 10.

 

Yaba Duba Doooo

 

“I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you pesky kids”