What're your favourite quotes and sayings?

Bazza shut it

 

Lights on no one at home

Lift doesn't go all the way up

Penny short of a shilling

Not the sharpest knife in the draw

Doesn't know his 4rse from his elbow

Act yer age not yer shoe size

Give em an inch they'll take a mile

Like a pig in sh1t

Every silver lining has a cloud hanging over it

 

Red sky in the morning... shepherds delight

 

Doh!

 

Pas d'uriner!

 

look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves

 

E pericoloso sporgese!

 

if birds of a feather stick together, why do opposites attract?

 

¡Tengo pantalones muy grandes!

 

Hethethetheth Scorchio!

 

Oranges aren't the only fruit..

 

"Polishing a car is like making love to a beautiful woman ......"
Swiss Tony

 

“ I bet she can trap a fat ‘un”

FTW

 

Yes dear.

Me to Ms.T

 

Pa pa pick up a penguin

 

Also me to Ms.T
"No dear, I didn't buy anything at the clearing sale, auction etc"

 

Face like a slapped Nancy......

 

Face like a slapped a*se

 

"Light in his loafers"