While out driving with my grandson, we were behind a bin truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare my young grandson's innocence, I turned around and said to him, "Don't worry, that was just an insect". To which my grandson replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that"
I actually LoL'd at this......and then had to explain to the 2 women in my office what i was laughing at hahaha