Dreadful, a tragedy really. It had to be the Guinness. I mean " Guinness" with vindaloo? " Tale" btw!
At least he's learnt his lesson : " I swear, I will never, ever fart in a woman's face again. At least, not in private."
Struffff as they say where Barney comes from,. All jokes about this are to made in private it's no laughing matter
Not to make light of a sad story, but as there is often some confusion between the two "Dutch ovens", might it be an idea to perform a small experiment? If I take some food to bed with me tonight and perform the usual "undercover trumpets", will it be cooked in time for breakfast when I wake up?