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Just thought i better come on and tell you all , its not good , ive had a nightmare of a weekend and subsequent week. Some of you know ive got some marmite going on with my health and other stuff too. But today ive been told the worse , ive got to live with it till i die and it will get worse , i will diverse now because im not one to dwell , they also told me i cant be changed into one of those others from venus either so i cant catch the next space ship to that place full of females and worst of all for all of you lot ive been told i cant come on here so much, my c***sultant says my mind is going and i shouldnt mix to much with nutters and alike sad init . One bit of good news hes told me to keep my pecker up . I am allowed a daily dose but he said you will have to gentle with me . You just have to keep smiling thru , n look on the bright side more you lot , just coz you have a pimple of rust or a crack on ya phone keep ya pecker up , it could be worse . Thats it im not telling you bugga all else , cos your a nosey buncha so n sose. Thanks for your concerns ,i might be doing a bit of charity work too so dont worry if im not here , your all invited to stick your hands in your pockets and play with your dan gleeez if you want. Hope the HALO ENA Z have a good weekend and berni doesnt blow off n jive doesnt come dancin ooooops i meen enjoys his muffins. Take care everyone lifes a bitch but then you get a volts svagen,,,,, camper oooer.

 

They let you out then!

 

Don't worry Barney, lots of people have ickle man parts and live a normal life and yes they do get smaller with age but its all natural. Stiff upper lip and all that!

 

That just crash Google translator, so I have no idea what he said but that's about normal.

 

phewwww, i thought you was gona tellum sumat else , you had typed . And @Silver that also puts you at the bottom of the will now. Joke as much as you like it happens to us all in the end . Oh n buy the way this has cost me 3years and the cost of a nice bus to find this out too

 

i don't want to pry or be a doom monger but i'm glad i've met you and hope i will again, keep your chin up barneeeeeeeeeeeee

 

I've got more pics barney, if you don't mind me boring you.

 

Please don't cut me out I love 60's memorabilia......


honest.

 

Hey barn we all wish you best mate. I don't think your c;:;;_:resultant comes on here so he won't know if you do

 

Hi barnett
... Sending best wishes mate... Even though I'm not sure what's going.... Hoping I've got the wrong end of the stick ... Take care mate

 

Keep attacking (and posting).

 

bor away osc , you can put me thru the mill if you like too

 

sorry 13 is my unlucky number so ive moved this off 13 replys to 14, over n out .

 

Barney dude i cant decipher your original post even though ive tried
Its strange because you made perfect sense to me the other night

Anyway even though ive never met you you come accross as a top fella
I gather your going through some poo health wise and its not going to get any better?

I would like to send you some positive vibes and if you ever want to chat on the phone just pm me your number and ill give you a bell

Love and light to you and yours dude

 

Hey @Barneyrubble ....whatever it is you've got going on, I'd think twice about relinquishing some of the things that make you tick...even if your consultant suggests it. If it's not directly impacting on your physical or mental health, a forum like this can be a source of escape, help, goodwill, humour, etc. Hope you manage to come to terms with whatever issues you have, without too much trauma....besides which, we all love deciphering your posts...Best wishes

 

xxxx

 

I've read it 3 times Barney