Bern is obviously having a lie in so I will kick this one off. Happy birthday @Paley Have a great day
Cheers y'all - just been out in the garden picking up lots of dog poo - happy birthday to me See some of you later
Happy birthday to you squashed tomatoes and poo - no wait you've picked it up, you get the best presents
Squashed pears, apples and dog poo - I am sure I read somewhere that a 48th birthday means the rest of the family have to be my slaves for 6 months - that's not working out too well
hippy buffday Paley Dog poo eh -could be worse? horse dung, pig s---, camel dung, the list goes on, I am sure you will pampered later!
Best of luck with that, Zoe seems very difficult to tame, the dogs are used to living the high life so that leaves the teenie - how good are you at mind control? I think it's the only way with teenagers
Happy Birthday Paley, think the weather's gonna be alright for you this eve...well the Bradford forcast is ok, so should be ok in your (posh) neck of the woods...