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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by johnnysensi, Sep 19, 2013.

  1. see whats gettin under my skin lately......inferior products .....not fit for purpose products for vw cars and buses......ive wasted money ....youve wasted money .....whats the biggest tat u bought?what part was crap?come on,have a moan with johnny.....ok ....3 rules.....
    no seals please,we all know there crap
    no jk specials,we all know there crap
    no bleedin slags off or fightin or arguement......let slag off club begin
     
  2. I bought a fishing rod 2 years ago. I've only used it twice and not caught a thing on both occasions. I'm gonna send it back as it's obviously faulty.
     
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  3. I bought a dog whistle last year, obviously faulty as the dog ignores it and wont come back.
     
  4. I bought a can of Lynx which i think is busted.......no more women falling at my feet than usual.....and it smells a bit funky! Not impressed
     
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  5. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    I can atest to that. I had a go with it and also failed to catch anything.
     
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  6. my fiend has a guide dog he cat see it ,

    he got banded from lidi for swinging the dog around and around , when asked what he was at he said just have a look round lol owen n w

    had to get that in
     
  7. I bought an I-phone sat nav holder from B&M which I broke getting out of that stupid packaging they seal stuff in these days ,was impossible to open :rolleyes:
     
  8. I had a similar thing. I bought a whistle for the dog and it's not even the right shape for him to pick it up to use it! It's a big con I tell ya.
     
  9. I did this with a set of jelly headphones i bought at Heathrow for my mp3 player......was a long flight to Munich without them!
     
  10. i bought a bar of chocolate but i didnt take it back :oops: it wasnt dairy milk!!
     
  11. my dad rang me one Christmas to say he was sorry but the DVD's I had bought him did not work , Boxing Day I went to collect them to take them back ( my father loved films) to find they both had wrappers on them inside of the box .......................chose not to complain but make fun of my father instead ! Maybe a compliant about a Faulty Father may have been better
     
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  12. mikedjames

    mikedjames Supporter

    An empi oil cooler adaptor that was machined using a blunt tool that had both chattered and left swarf welded in the oilways.

    Once I cleaned it up it leaked badly so it went straight in the bin.
    Should have sent it back but it wasnt 'new' by the time I finished with it. Should have seen the EMPI brand and run.
     
  13. Ebay sellers!
    I won a vintage Pepsi cooler the other day. I was the only bidder on it because it was a little ratty and one of the bare aluminium airstream style ones and they seem not to be as popular as the Pepsi blue livery ones. Another one had just sold for 2 quid more than my max bid (£65) so i think it went for the right price.
    I've emailed the seller twice now asking him to invoice me and not had any response so i'm thinking its not made what he was expecting so he's not going to go through with the sale.
    Hate it when this happens, and it seems to be more and more common lately......either sell it on reserve or get someone to shill bid it to a value you'd be happy to sell at lol

    **EDIT** I take it back......seller has just invoiced me so the wheels are in motion :)
     
    Last edited: Sep 20, 2013
  14. I took my fiend back, it wasn't remotely evil
     
  15. Hahaha....i spotted that too, but theres clearly some dyslexia in the mix there so i let it go :p
     
  16. Being told by RH that i cant have a classic agreed value policy because i don't have a garage to put my bus in.....despite the fact that most standard up and over garage doors are a doddle to get open and thieves love garaged vehicles because they can work on getting them started without interruptions. So in the event of my bus getting nicked or crashed into, i'll be about 10k short of what i'd need to replace it probably......bit annoying that! I could lie and say its garaged, but thats not really the point lol
     
  17. Going to mention JK anyway - Both my JK drink holders have broken within a year of buying them. My fault really as I did stupid things like using them to hold drinks.
     
  18. Well that'll learn ya wont it! lol
    Were they the wire basket ones? I converted on e of those into a handlebar basket on my Mrs' Raleigh Chopper.....worked well on that :)
     
  19. A friend of mine took two ties to the cleaners to be dry cleaned for a fiver each. When he picked them up he paid the £10, but while leaving the shop he noticed that one still had a stain on it. Upon questioning, the lady behind the counter said that they didn't think the stain could be removed without damaging the tie so they didn't bother doing anything to it at all. They did put it in a cellophane wrapper though. Well worth five pounds of anyone's money.
     
  20. The plastic flip-down ones. One now has a base but no grippy things, the other one has grippy things but no base. I've got them screwed into the seat base so I can (could) put drinks in the walkthrough while driving. The driver's side one now holds my ciggies and lighter and the passenger one can only hold very tall drinks that can rest on the floor.
     

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