How Essex are You?

Perhaps my score should be 1% then as I've owned 2 Cortinas.
No stilletos though.

 

0%

 

I can see the survey title now....

Ay Yer Roight Buh?

 

Gutted I'm only 60% and live here!

 

You are 0% Essex!

0%

Well done you have managed to shake off the Essex ness! You have maybe visited or driven through on the way to catch a ferry at Harwich

 

and you never went out with a dagenham dust cart

 

69% essex and the only way is

 

Oi fackin ate them novern mankies! Jellied eels darn the roots watchin the Shrima's lav a duck me old china! Or something of that ilk. Bunch of East End rejects!

-100%

 

@Barneyrubble can you translate that ^^^ for me please.

 

Not gonna bovva

 

You are 0% Essex!
Well done you have managed to shake off the Essex ness! You have maybe visited or driven through on the way to catch a ferry at Harwich
As I expected, I only have a vague idea of where Essex is on the map.

 

You answered yes to the TOWIE question

 

0% here.

 

yes and my daughters fellow is on there she gets so embarased

 

Nice 1 bruvva!

You are 57% Essex!
You have a soft spot for all things Essex, but you keep it real and have enough other influences!!!!

 

I got 0% - which is as it should be

 

77%
Got a problem wiv that pal ?

 

BUGGER!

 

Quelle surprise

 

Days awl Cants...init dough
Grange Hill has got a lot to answer for....