Is there a war on?

Ruddy choppers been buzzing my house all night.

 

Drug seeker outers?i.e. heat seeking cameras re mega use of the leckie?(not nec. in your gaff, you understand)

 

them bikes are a new cenc

 

Nah these are RAF. I live under their flight path. But they're coming in extra low tonight every 5 mins.

 

you bin upsetting the neighbours be just my luck im too old

 

My neighbours are always upset. I own a noisy rusty ol van that takes up space.

 

dont let um see ya chopper. hope the raf fly past get who their after , i gettum ear too manston flight path n rich boy up the road takin off n landing

 

Don't mind the odd one or two. But tonight's it's been non stop literally every 5 mins. There's either a lot of choppers in Benson tonight or one very dizzy pilot.

 

Could you come and do it for me? Ill send a chopper to pick you up.

 

sounds iffy, are they doing pyramid formation

 

im off seeyall next week

 

Night barn.

 

they were over here last night, use the old airbase for training!!

 

I've sent an apache so make sure your showing a Brit flag. Sometimes it makes em stop shooting.

 

Maybe they're stopping off here for a bit of tiffin then.

 

Not if a Yanks flying it

 

Well it is kicking off in Egypt