Jays Bulls stories from the Inbetweeners

Does anyone else work with anyone who talks more poopoo than this guy?

my new lad who works for me talks that much tulips, that i can't tell where one lie ends & another one starts.

To make it worse, he never shuts up. he's on permanent bloody send.

My heads done right in & i'm close to snapping.

and breathe, rant over.

 

Has he been to Elevenerife for his holidays too?

 

Sack him then
Gross misrepresentation or something.

 

We're in the Army & it's not as easy as that. Being full of it ain't a sackable offence unfortunately.

When he first got posted in, i thought he's just trying to impress, he'll calm down in a couple of weeks.

well, he hasn't. he's got worse, a whole lot worse.

 

and he's got 2 sheds in his garden & the blackest Cat ever mate.

 

Employ duck tape!

 

Does one of his mates have one of the best (insert any object here) ever

 

two sheds you say .....

 

Can they make him an officer?
Or is he already one?

 

Maybe he has two sheds unusual but possible ,normal people just get one bigger one...

 

@poptop2

 

He's got too much common sense to be an officer. In fairness, he's not a bad worker. Just full of s@!t & don't shut up.