Lies, damned lies and statistics

So far this week, I have learned that I am 87% Northern, 0% Essex, 58% Leicester, 93% Derby and have an 86% chance of surviving in the wild.

That makes me 324% fed up of these "How ... are you?" things online now......

 

Here:

http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_derbeian_are_you_1

Also, did you know they're re-naming Pride Park Stadium?

 

Thank god I'm only 53% and ive never lived there.

 

You're a bit Heinz 57 aren't you love. Can I suggest you never look into your family tree. You might get more than you bargained for

 

Gay Pride Park Stadium?

 

Oh, I know the answer to that one. Apparently I'm Scottish.

 

im pedigree

 

No, it's being renamed the iPro Stadium - £7m sponsorship deal. I suppose it could have been worse. That shower down the A6: first of all it was the Bowl of Crisps, then the King Prawn Stadium.

 

im 43% confused...

 

It's a done deal:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24930477

 

Corrected that for you mark

 

I'm surprised you can hear yourself think over the noise of teenagers pushing prams and the distant sound of gunfire.

You're the wrong side of The Border.

 

We do that mark Spotted another one going past the badger box the other day, a Minty green early

 

That'll be the meadows/st Ann's ,

We're north notts