This could have saved many TLB members from a lot of stress. @Top Banana Racing ? 24 October 2013 Stories Shop Search New browser knows when you are drunk 22-10-13 A NEW internet browser automatically prevents users doing stupid things due to alcohol. It’s like an angel guiding your hands Google Sober is designed to block drink-related online mishaps ranging from extravagant purchases to leaving creepy ‘flirtatious’ messages on Facebook. Programmer Stephen Malley said: “I got the idea after a pair of £800 rollerblades and a rare lizard in a tank mysteriously arrived on my doorstep. “I had no recollection of ordering this Marmite and knew it must have the spoils of a post-pub Ebay session. “Our software detects drunken behaviour and takes preventative action, creating a fake, offline version of any page so that the user can harmlessly make idiotic purchases. “The next morning, the panicked individual receives a message saying ‘It’s fine. Drink some water and go back to bed.’” Beta tester Tom Logan said: “Last night I sent an email to my ex-girlfriend explaining how much I loved her, but it came out a bit pornographic and threatening, and for some reason I copied it to my entire contacts list. “Then, spiralling into despair, I booked an escort called Katya and posting jokes on forums that seemed ‘edgy’ at the time but are in fact racist.” “Fortunately Google Sober blocked it, so I was delighted when I realised the only bad thing I did last night was Marmiteting the bed.”
Mr.Google!! Please get your developers onto this as soon as possible. If I had this last week I wouldn't have got a delivery of two new lenses for my camera Which I now have to explain to Ms.T
Ms.T just pointed out that has also been a delivery of 23 CDs in the past week, {'m not safe to be allowed to browse the interwebs sometimes.
I should be thankfull i only post rubbish and not buy it when im opererating the tinternet under the affluence of incahol
