Not sure if we are going to fit in...

Be prepared to have a lot less money as you drive home again - we went and its chuffing expensive!

 

Their condoms don't work either, did I tell you about my daughter Holly

 

I think we should run a rapid fire quiz, check you are primed.

Say the first things that comes into your head in answer to these questions:

Favourite Quiche?
Faux suede or real suede, and why?
What is you favourite style of knitwear?
What grade clarinet is your youngest on?
Why no pinky ring?

 

Quiche Richards
Real as faux doesn't breathe and gives me a sweaty scrotum
Um - bobble hat
she's 2 1/2 for god sake man get a grip
I had to pawn it to pay the gas bill for the estate

 

Doug - I need a crash course from Mr Caines....

 

To be fair that describes 50% of the people on here!

 

Have you tried Poundland Featherlights? Very good value

 

How much are they in there?

 

37p.

 

I love walking around poundland with the wife and I keep asking her, so everyone around us can hear, " how much are these love" you should see how many people tell me, " it's a pound mate" try it

 

Evidently servant material.

 

But NOT "Yarp"

 

Does one not know that it is very 'now' to shop at Aldi, so one is down with the people. Seriously our local Aldi carpark is full of Discoveries and RangeRover Evokes.

 

I went a few years back, it must have moved on somewhat as there were loads of scroats there then.

 

Jo Malone hand wash on show in ones bus is a must !!!


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Get a Frontier stove , their a fanny magnet , just ask @Lasty


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