Saying hi

She's yours

 

Actually, she's from Essex

 

@bernjb56 likes to pick them up off season

 

as opposed to in season...

 

sounds fit i mean im be jazzled ive never had one

 

I guess it depends on whether you progress from saying 'hi' to trying to get it on with her

 

you have to be fast to get owt on ear before the usuals i can tell ya

 

Call this number NOW! There's an off season virgin Hula girl from Essex waiting to hear from Guys just like you

 

She's left all that life behind her now - she's off to Herne Bay

 

She's got a good hip away on her

 

LOOK! There she is....

 

or is that @tuesday_wildchild from behind?

 

I'm not looking

 

sorry to bring back painful memories....

 

wrapped her already bern , can i say i will look after her , betty is looking for a new younger man too , the old one doesnt talk to her now shes mortified she gave him he best wiping up cloth too

 

The ointment helps ......

 

It's OK @bernjb56 ...she's with friends now...

 

That'll be useful for the ointment

 

HAVE YOU SEEN MY CORN ON THE COB PICY? THERES LOVE.

 

Where is it?