so i told er i just flash at them everymorning and they go red, really i must try that , week later she walked past i said well are they red, she said no but my cucumbers are huge!!
i was stood next to a black bloke at the urinal the other day, i said that's a fine specimen you have there my man, how can i get one like that? he says every night when you go to bed tie a bit of string to it and a brick the other end and hang it out of the window. next week i saw him again at the urinal, how's it going he asked? great i said unzipping the beast - it's gone black already.
dwocta dwocta ive got a smeech imbediment, drop yor trousers says doc, ah yes just what i thought 15" you need 10" cut off that you will tawk fine then, ok dwo it , week later he comes back to doc n says doctor i can speek wonderful now but my girl friend is not satisfied can you stitch it back? fwade twot says doctor
