Show us the last picture you took on your phone. (VW related or not!)

The Brumby stallions are getting frisky with the warmer weather.

 

hey ,mick did see the breakdown documentry last night ,legally stealing cars...

 

Yes Some of them were knobs

 

Bit of morning sun.

 

Impressive. Do you display your cock to visitors, or keep it locked away?

 

Isn't that the sentence you have to say so that I can identify you as a fellow Soviet agent on a park bench somewhere in North London..?

 

"The moon is high over the Volga tonight. My mother will be visiting soon".

 

He said he used to use it as a door stop, so presumably all the guests were treated to a good look at it. With it being that sort of size though at least one or two guests must have stubbed their toe on his massive cock, which was presumably awkward for everyone....

 

"When the moon is high and so am I the stars are out and so will be mother soon"

 

Bit late in the year to bee out.

 

Display. People like to stroke it.

 

Snigger

 

Stupid buggers here are still drowning themselves in the chickens water here.

 

Reminds me, must get my poison tip umbrella refurbed.

 

Try Bulgarian eBay for refills.

 

I'll just slip this in while @zedders is busy polishing his cock.


He'll never notice.

 

Is it one of those big torches from Poundland? They're really good.

 

I didn't mention it when you slipped a couple in yesterday, but you're pushing your luck.

 

Did I, I don't recall. Will see if I find can.