If you were to get a surprise parcel , what would you like it to be , a bit like the letter that came today on the back it said it was from the PIE center , i thought ,brilliant they are writing to tell me ive got pies , when i put my glasses on it turned out to be from the PTE center and was a phone bill
Ooh Ooh Ooh ... please Mr Jivedubbin, can I have tickets to Australia in my surprise parcel (they needn't be return ones - I don't want to appear greedy), and they won't cost much to post, either Thank you very much
If it has to be a parcel (and therefore cannot be too big and bulky) then I suppose I'd have to go for the most valuable thing I can possibly get by weight. Excluding all the substances that would cause you harm if delivered to your door in any great quantity (Plutonium, Californium 252, tritium) and substances that are illegal (methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin, LSD) then I'd have to go for a nice big parcel of diamonds please.
It would contain a gift box ,inlaid with say silk ,containing a gift voucher for a as- long -as it- takes- session on a rolling road ,of which all opinions of data from said machine/adjustments /replacement parts, to be considered/done by Britains top bloke/expert on Voltswagens /rolling roads <I would be well gruntled if that were delivered to my address(I assume gruntled means happy as dis gruntled seems to mean unhappy?)
Ohhhhh, a parcel of wine, gin or a combination..... Don't mind how its packaged or if it doesn't fit through my letter box!........ I will wait in.......
I'll have a pair of 60's shoes where the sole DOESN'T fall off, 7" of Prince Buster's 'All My Loving', some pama violets, 3 meters of 3 ply Tonik fabric and a pink camera that's drop/drink/sand/Millie proof please. Second class is fine, I'm in no rush.
