The pearly gates

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Omias, Aug 14, 2013.

  1. Three men died and were waiting to receive entrance through the Pearly Gates. The first man said to St. Peter, "I was a preacher of the gospel, serving faithfully for over 50 years". Peter told him to step aside for further consideration. The second man said, "I was also a preacher of the gospel; I served my church faithfully for 40 years". Peter told him to step aside for further consideration. The third man stepped up and said, "I was not a preacher, just a government worker with the Inland Revenue for 6 months". Peter told him to step right in. The first minister objected, "Why does he get to go in before two ministers?" Peter said, "The truth is, in six months the Inland Revenue agent scared the devil out of more people than either of you did in a long lifetime!"
     
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  2. The like was for your signature & not the joke which wasn't bad I just preferred your signature :D
     
  3. I admit the joke is quite poor but I struggle to remember clean ones!
     
  4. Don't worry about them being clean, we love a bit of filth :D
     

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