Things learnt from television and the internet..

When you've sorted that, are you returning to English?

 

just as well ..

58,000 americans died there,
and 3 million people in total during the 8 year war..

so you could have become one of the 500,ooo draft dodgers...

 

TV : made me want a VW T2.

Internet: Bought a VW T2 on eBay , then found all these nice/interesting/grumpy/piratical/obsessed people on TLB who own one.

 

TV - That if you saw them now, Pan's People do not look the same.

 

See, it's this kind of quality that is sadly missing from our TV screens nowadays....

 

Tiller girls. They were good. Also Hinge and Bracket

 

Blue Planet II starts this weekend I think. Can’t wait.

 

Never play hide n seek in an old fridge.

 

Charlie told me to always tell my mummy before I go off somewhere.

To be honest she’s getting a bit sick of it now. I’m 45 and left home twenty years ago. She says she doesn’t actually need to know if I’m popping out for a paper.

 

I learned Parkers big red got stuck in ice.

 

Learnt how to fit a paddle in the washing machine drum of't internet, so result!

And putting a rug on a freshly polished floor... You might as well set a man trap!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIoL0PDaxtQ

We had this at primary school. The screaming in the night scene spooked a few of us.

 

A sage lesson for us all.

@Purple you've forgotten avoiding flooded quarries and even now I cross at least 200 yards from any Ice cream vans.


Not all advice is good, the missus was appalled when I used her spare jumper as a form of turban on a really sunny day a few years back. Bear Grills was very clear....to avoid over heating, take a spare article of clothing and form it in to a loose head piece and put it on your head. On really sunny days, slash on it first.

 

Luckily farmings on the decline, thing of all the lives saved

 

Same for frisbee's near electric sub stations...


As a personal indulgence, YouTube Russian Tractor drivers...hilarious!

 

They appear to be lunatics