Things that make you go hmmm ?

I'm sure you've all got some, so here's a few to start it off:

Why is Charlie short for Charles when they are both spelt with 7 letters ?
Why are they called hamburgers when there's no ham in them ?
Why is it called American Football when its not a ball and it's plaYed with the hands and not feet ?
oh and why is it called the world series when only Americans enter it ?

things that may me go "hmmm ?

 

If VWs are as reliable as everyone says they are, why do we constantly worry about breakdowns ?

 

that sir, is forever on my mind everytime I turn the key, I am dreading my first.........

 

I find shoving my fingers into the nearest mains socket makes me go "hmmmmmmmmmmmm".

 

how many people actually break down thou

 

Don't know how many people breakdown but it seems a lot of old VW's do.

 

Brill hahahahahahahahahahah

 

so do a lot of new ones, ask any Passat driver