Today is Scud Day

SCUD Day stands for Savor the Comic, Unplug the Drama Day, and encourages those of us whose lives might have a touch too much drama to step back, relax, and enjoy the funnier side of life. Relaxation and humour are good for your physical and mental wellbeing, so turn the drama down a notch and enjoy a good laugh instead.

 

I thought it was going to go bang in a scud dort of way

 

I thought it was about one of these babies.


I was obviously missiled.

 

^^^^^^^^
Me too. I thought this was a thread about Russia flexing it's muscles again.

 

I thought it was a new film about Saddams' missile attacks on Israel "Honey I scud the yids!"

Should I apologise now?

 

Scottish translation.

Scud: to be naked

 

You celebrate however you like

 

No need to apologise.
Just fill out this form and your done.
http://join.ukip.org/JoinOnline.aspx?type=1

 

Done that! I now live in a land of milk and honey where the only people are indigenous Brits. All the foreigns and muslish have disappeared! Indeed I just saw a portly policeman ticking off a group of urchins kicking a can down the cobbles. Anyway off to find a new stick so I can roll my hoop down to the selling out shop to get 2 ounces of Nuttalls Mintoes for me auntie Mable so shes got something to see her through her shift at the munitions factory.

 

Was that the one the weapons inspectors found ?

 

How strange I thought of that but was too scared to post it for fear of being ostracised

 

I may be a loony leftie with no sense of humour but.....just fitting in!

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/mar/18/labour-antisemitism-jews-jeremy-corbyn

 

Have you had to cancel the eBay bid now ?

 

What did Saddam say when he went to Liverpool? "Scud ere innit?"