Yarr! Talk Like A Pirate Day encourages you to inject pirate-themed words and noises into everything you say. Talk like a pirate at home, at work, with friends, on the phone and to everybody you meet; top it off by dressing like a pirate, too!
I'm all over this as me and young master Finlay are currently reading 'the great pirate rumbustification' which is damn fine read when your 4.
oh and we also need to confirm there wasn't a master bates or roger the cabin boy in captain pugwash. although pugwash can now be used as a bit of a rudie.
for those of you who feel like giving up playing with your organ - take a leaf from this person and do it.... this is the biggest poor mans cock version i've ever heard.