a pleasing f a r t , someone else tripping over, someone fondling your ballzzzz?? dont try these at home,find a park bench
All of the above Barney well as long as its not a geezer doing the fondling,I smile when I see bison, FACT.
when a dog sniffs your under carraige you know you have a friend for life if he humps your leg hes just using you.
I need the evil smiley, lots of evil things are rather funny. Generally things that offend easily offendable people make me smile. Does that make me a bad person? Thats rhetorical by the way i don't care
i smile at the posts i delete...... man some of the stuff i could put would be ok in a pub but on here i have to reign it in bigtime, farting in the bath with my ears underwater always makes me happy as does wee'ing in the swimming pool when someone swims by.
Words that look like or sound like other things Anyone for coff ee Does anyone use a Dic ta phone Therapists are bad people Old ones but giggling now And ring jokes I nearly passes out in homebase laughing at the instructions on ronseal ring remover for stains on wood Rub ring gently with wire wool to agitate the surface then wipe gently with a soft cloth. Hehehe
From/on my fav cup, "Sing like no one can hear you ,dance like no one can see you ,love like you would like to be loved, live like its your last day ">>Don"t sweat the small stuff.
shouting the word ' boobies ' out really loud , and now following Para's post the word 'nipples' also work pretty well ..............................
Stories overheard in pubs make me smile, no man can drink 8 pints of milk and if a dog licks you it means you have cancer are 2 that make me smile when I recollect them.
The thought of Delboy being 'cool' and leaning on the bar. Eric Morecambe in just about anything ! Tommy Cooper.
