Two old men and their wives were sitting chatting. First old man: We went to a great restaurant last night; great food, great service, great price. Second old man: What was the name of it? First old man: Umm...let's see...umm...what's the name of that flower that smells nice and has thorns? Second old man: Rose? First old man: That's it! Rose, what was the name of the restaurant we went to last night?
Quite possibly,,,, but sometimes,,,,some people,,,, might be extra prickly! Ozziedog,,,,,,,,just sometimes
Wife: Why do you talk about my weight behind my back? Husband: Well, by the time I walk round to the front, I've forgotten what I wanted to say.
An old Yorkshireman is lying in his bed dying With a very weak voice he asks: "Is my wife here?" "Yes, I am here." She replies. "Is my brother here?" "Yes, I'm here." His brother replies. "Is my daughter here?" "Yes I'm here." She replies Are my Grandchildren here? "Yes Grandad we're here." They reply. "Well if you're all here... Why is the chuffing light on in the kitchen!?"