So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye. ... you're not really going are you @Purple?? Hang around. Come to techenders in a tent. Realise tents are rubbish for camping. Buy another camper. Simples
And instead of the "bowing down to VW" one, maybe one showing slave labour dropping dead at the side of the Beetle production line in the 1940s. That would be slightly more historically accurate