Are you ready?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Aug 7, 2020.

  1. Are...you...readyyyy?

    This - this! - is why the internet was invented :thumbsup:




     
  2. Little Nellie

    Little Nellie Supporter

    Ducking marvellous !
     
  3. Love it.
     
  4. JamesLey

    JamesLey Sponsor

    Duck’s got rhythm!


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  5. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    That duck is quackers!
     
  6. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    Those feet are definitely appropriate for the world wide web!
     
  7. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    What did you google to find that?
     
  8. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Maybe chicken drumsticks?
     
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  9. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Water foul joke! :rolleyes:
     
  10. “Duck playing drums”. Obvs.
     
  11. Actually, I put “Bay window rear brake pipes” into VW Heritage’s search engine, and it came up with that.
     
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  12. Glad it was duck and not male chicken playing drums
     
  13. my uncle was a landlord and one day this bloke came in and put a large tin on the table placed a duck on the tin and it started dancing.
    My uncle was amazed and offered to buy the duck he did for £500.
    The bloke walked out leaving the duck dancing on the tin and said any problems call me.
    It was a great attraction that night everyone wanted to see the dancing duck.
    After a very profitable evening my uncle was trying to close the bar but the duck just kept dancing it wouldn't stop stop so he called the bloke who said



    Did you open the tin and blow the candle out?
     
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  14. Get off
     
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  15. He’s here all week :thumbsup:
     
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  16. Oh no he's not
     
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  17. Look behind you!
     
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  18. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    It's why he got thrown out of Barnsley.
     
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  19. I sneak back occasionally via the secret Keresforth Road tunnel.
     
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  20. Oh yes I am
     

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